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Inappropriate Pickup Lines I Do NOT Recommend

A fan-favorite series where I try (and fail) to keep it together while dropping raunchy sapphic pickup lines. Life is chaos, let’s lean in!

The Funniest, Most Inappropriate Lesbian Pickup Lines on the Internet

Welcome to The Lesbian Agenda’s most chaotic series, a collection of raunchy, ridiculous lesbian pickup lines you should absolutely never try in real life. From double entendres to absurd one-liners, every episode blends queer humor, sapphic culture, and deadpan-ish delivery to keep you laughing (and maybe blushing). Whether you’re here for relationship-friendly jokes, lesbian culture references, or just the pure joy of unhinged comedy, you’ll find plenty to binge right here.

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